Comedians Quote by craig ferguson

“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse

As a comedian, you have to say something that people relate to, or nobody laughs.

— John Bishop

“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse

“The way you turn a sad story around, you should be a comedian! You’re the funniest person I know.”

— Patricia Williams

I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.

— Big Narstie

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

— Susan Sarandon

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

— James Lipton

People don't realize it's not just about being funny, and they don't know how perceptive a comedian needs to be about human nature. You…

— Erik Griffin

You learn to laugh at yourself, and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off because comedians…

— John Cena

“A comedian's life is truly a comedy in itself. The majority cannot take themselves seriously.”

— Mwanandeke Kindembo

I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.

— Miriam Margolyes