Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There are times when you see the news, and you go, "How the hell am I meant to do anything tonight?" I'm… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There is a new survey out about the happiest professions. I think the whole premise is flawed. You're supposed to find true… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
You know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I am the Saudi Arabia of unhappiness. I have so many reserves of misery that you wouldn't understand. I actually think that's… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Larry King has been married more times than Henry the Eighth. We used to have that rhyme to keep track of them.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. I think Mayor Bloomberg should… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
