Looks Quotes by Craig Ferguson

12 Looks quotes by Craig Ferguson

If you’re after a brief laugh about appearances, Craig Ferguson’s 12 quips give a taste of his sharp wit. He turns everyday observations into punchy remarks that feel both familiar and fresh.

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New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

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Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

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A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.

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Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.

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World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling…

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I think we look back at times past with fondness because we were younger. Life had not yet begun pecking away at…

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Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend…

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There are plans for a new high-speed train between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It will make the trip time 30 minutes.…

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I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all…

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The queen banishes Snow White because of her beauty. But the dwarves help Snow White because they're smitten by that very beauty.…

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You know, where I come from, an antique, to be called an antique, it has to be at least a hundred years…

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Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought…

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“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.”

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Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

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Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

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Whoever I had become had to die.

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My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

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People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

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I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

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For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you…

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114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

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I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

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The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money…

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I wanted to be a rock star.

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