Trump Quotes by Craig Ferguson

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

— Craig Ferguson

I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.

— Craig Ferguson

Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a…

— Craig Ferguson

Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White…

— Craig Ferguson

Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party…

— Craig Ferguson

Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the…

— Craig Ferguson

President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop…

— Craig Ferguson

For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,…

— Craig Ferguson

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on…

— Craig Ferguson

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of…

— Craig Ferguson

I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies.…

— Craig Ferguson

Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton.…

— Craig Ferguson

Another one of President Barack Obama's nominees is having tax issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the taxes, but…

— Craig Ferguson

Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in the…

— Craig Ferguson

There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's…

— Craig Ferguson

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his…

— Craig Ferguson

Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year…

— Craig Ferguson