Hair Quote by Craig Ferguson

If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!

— Neil Cavuto

“Edwards’s God was glorious, full of beauty, and seemingly uninterested in making people feel insecure. Edwards was a mystic, a man who didn’t simply…

— Matthew Paul Turner

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.

— Ann Coulter

“The significant thing about Edwards is the way he enters into the tradition, infuses it with his personality and makes it live. The vitality…

— H. Norman Gardiner

I'm pretty sure Michael Holding doesn't know anything that is going on behind the scenes.

— Jofra Archer

“The whole world heard you tell poor Angie Robinson that “Chris Edwards was your heart”—man, it’s one of the most fucking romantic things I’ve…

— Amy Lane

[Jonathan] Edwards definitely shows up in the book [Saving Calvinism]. He appears as one of the interlocutors in the chapter on free will, the…

— Oliver D. Crisp

“Two rows of five showers faced each other, so you could get a good look at as many as three different guys. For instance,…

— Marshall Thornton

The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a…

— Chelsea Handler

“Jake scratches his forehead. “Yeah, I know people generally have sex while pregnant, but it’s just that I, um… well, I have…” He thrusts…

— Samantha Towle

When Howard Dean started saying some honest things, they hung him.

— Robert Scheer

How about this John Edwards thing? Imagine that, a personal injury attorney who turns out to be a sleaze ball. Who could have seen…

— Jay Leno