Attorney Quote by Jay Leno

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

— Andy Borowitz

There is nothing just or fair about what happened to Jordan Edwards. And his story is yet another in a long line of tragedies…

— Kristen Soltis Anderson

If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks and Vice President Biden could be…

— Sarah Palin

Only a fool pokes a mama bear, but that's Merrick Garland for you. The attorney general thought to be such a moderate that 20…

— Miranda Devine

I don't want somebody as attorney general who thinks he has to rubberstamp whatever the president says.

— Patrick Leahy

I think either Robert Blake wither pulled the trigger or hired someone to do it, but it will be a tough case to prove.…

— Catherine Crier

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched…

— David Letterman

Alec Baldwin has done this great Donald Trump. I wish somebody would hire Leslie Jordan to play Jeff Sessions. The only way is to…

— Barney Frank

[Possible Attorney General] that's a discussion I'd like to have with [Donald Trump].

— George Stephanopoulos

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.

— Barack Obama

“How could sixty-two million people vote for someone they heard on tape bragging about repeated sexual assault? How could he attack women, immigrants, Muslims,…

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

Al Gore seems to have found a great political ploy: Picking up whatever issue he is most vulnerable on and championing the cause. Perhaps…

— Barbara Olson