December Quote by Jay Leno

According to the Mayans, the world is supposed to end in the year 2012. Are you buying that? When's the last time you even…

— Jay Leno

Anthropologists visit the temple sites and read the inscriptions and make up stories about the Maya, but they do not read the signs correctly.…

— Carlos Barrios

The world doesn't end on December 21, 2012.. You wanna know how I know this? I have a twinkie that expires in 2014. Twinkies…

— Lij Gates

“The Mayans developed several incredibly precise calendars without the use of any scientific instruments. Obsessed with time-keeping, they were even able to predict solar…

— Christopher Lascelles

“The days before December 21st, 2012 there were all sorts of TV specials about the end of the world and the Mayan calendar. I…

— Nicole Sheldon

The world will end on December 31st, 2099, because that is the date when the Windows calender stops... lovewindows

— Me

If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.

— Anonymous

All was predicted by the mathematical cycles of the Mayan calendars. -- It will change --everything will change. Mayan Day-keepers view the Dec. 21,…

— Carlos Barrios

If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.

— Anonymous

If the Mayans were wrong and it's not the end of the world this year, can we make it the end of bullshit instead?

— Steve Fowler

I don't know when the end of the world is, but there are people that I speak to every night, the end of their…

— Greg Laurie

Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.

— Anonymous