“December is... by Stewart Stafford December is all that we give, And whatever we receive, It is those who surround us, And those who have taken leave. December is celebrating light, Where only darkness dwells, It is the ripping of… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“An Eleventh Pretender by Stewart Stafford Pardon me, thou art king Of paling November’s hedgerow, Demanding fealty from December, That crowns the year, and justly so. I hear thy shrill trumpets blow, They shake my windows so. None shun the… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“If an artist can occupy the void of artistry while simultaneously parodying its iconography, they can have their metaphorical cake and cannibalise its crumbs… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Leaches Ten Tall by Stewart Stafford Don't play this game with me, Predatory whelk of tide pools, Taint me as Rigoletto to a bawd,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Being an immigrant is not a status but a state of mind. It doesn’t stop when you “assimilate” or “integrate” or when you go… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Pathological liars lie most often to themselves about their ability to fool others. They think they're geniuses at it when most people see through… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“For even in the pit of darkness, the beacon of humanity can always shine through.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Season's Greetings by Stewart Stafford Season's Greetings To those we are needing, While I am leading The Festive charge. Christmas love is fleeting, The… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija board.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, most of our vital physiological functions are involuntary, as some amongst us would forget them.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Life is an endless trial and death its certain verdict, but there are many recesses to enjoy before then.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The problem with 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend,' is that once the common enemy is gone, you usually end up fighting… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The bravest thing David Bowie ever did was to go on stage after Queen at Live Aid.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
