Black humor Quote by Stewart Stafford

In the days when I used to tweet, I would encounter comments wishing death upon me. There were people who claimed they were sticking…

— Andie MacDowell

On your death bed, you will think about all of those days you didn't check Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

“If you do not report the number of dead bodies found and missing people reported, it will eventually become known to the masses through…

— Steven Magee

I think somebody's marketing a thing that Hoovers up your Twitter and it will continue tweeting for you after you're dead. I have no…

— Charlie Brooker

I often meet people who say, 'I thought you were dead.'

— Gilbert O'Sullivan

I used to do a lot of ouija boards, and I asked if there was life after death. Some spirit replied, 'He who seeketh…

— Matt Bellamy

Someone who claims to know what happens after death is probably someone we should be suspicious of -- they might be a ghost.

— Andrew W.K

“Death growls mostly bore me. Who wants to hear the Cookie Monster? Sing your fucking lyrics. Put some emotion behind it.” And Ghost’s usual…

— Cherrie Lynn

“If this is what death was like it's no wonder people had such a horror of the idea of ghosts.”

— Charles Sheehan-Miles

“I realized that I had died and been reborn numberless times but just didn't remember especially because the transitions from life to death and…

— Jack Kerouac

The newspapers at one time said that I was dead but after carefully examining the evidence I came to the conclusion that this statement…

— Bertrand Russell

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

— Mark Twain