You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways. — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
“When he picked out the [gravesite] plot, my father had joked that he was moving, at last, to the suburbs.” — Marco Roth Copy Share Image
“My only choice was between the disastrous and the unpalatable. A very German choice.” — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“What's wrong with you, Daniel? How can you laugh about these things?" And I'm like, 'Cause crying only gets you halfway there,… — Cara Hoffman Copy Share Image
My drawings and paintings were done as an act of protest; I was trying by means of my work to convince the… — George Grosz Copy Share Image
“I always thought there were like seven continents.” Crazzee was kind of an expert in geography. One of her ex-boyfriends had a… — Buan Boonaca Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
My film is very simple: An Eastern European story full of black humor about things everyone can feel and understand. — Malgorzata Szumowska Copy Share Image
“He quite liked dentists’ waiting rooms. Waiting for dentists was good. Waiting for them was so much better than having them stick… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her… — James Oswald Copy Share Image
“Americans like what is easy, and it's easy to like pregnant women - they're like ducklings or bunnies or dogs. Still, it… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Few Westerners understand the post-Soviet soul like Lawrence Sheets. Whether it is his hair-raising stories of the region’s myriad armed conflicts or… — Matthew Brzezinski Copy Share Image
“The fact that I'm sitting here in the chilly leaves imagining ways to get rid of the boy I loved so much… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
“A gurgling chuckle came from behind him; Jonas had heard it often enough to know that it signified something as close to… — Kaine Andrews Copy Share Image
“I didn't have a motive. I didn't to it. You did. What are you writing?" " Motive - Don't know. " "What… — Pamela Branch Copy Share Image
“Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When they had a… — chuck palahniuk Copy Share Image
Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“What happened?" Wyatt asked Crystal, and stood back so the two of them could come inside out of the oppressive heat. "Why… — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
“Princess Cookie’s cognitive pathways may have required a more comprehensive analysis. He knew that it was possible to employ certain progressive methods… — Ashim Shanker Copy Share Image
“I become familiar with cold hard grounds. On a Friday night, I drink three too many glasses of wine and I call… — Chloe Caldwell Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid it's not nonsense," Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. "As I was saying before the little… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The taxi driver felt that it was a good observation, and said he was planning to build for the future, too: he… — Richard Feynman Copy Share Image
“Remember you are never really alone. Although it may feel like it for very long stretches of time.” — Steven L. Peck Copy Share Image
“The dumber people think you are, the most surprised they're going to be when you kill them.” — William Clayton Copy Share Image
Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's self-effacing, it's hard-luck, the shtetl stories. All those Coasters things are an amalgam of Yiddish and black humor. — Jerry Leiber Copy Share Image
“He thought he vomited out his soul. If ghosts were made of ectoplasm and ghosts were basically souls without bodies, then it… — Buan Boonaca Copy Share Image
“I never got to see a proper striptease. Not anything even remotely close. I was stupid and went to literary cafés and… — Tor Ulven Copy Share Image