Black humor Quote by Philip Kerr Download Open image ““My only choice was between the disastrous and the unpalatable. A very German choice.”” — Philip Kerr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Black humor Choice
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“No wonder Van Gogh cut his ear off, I thought; there’s nothing else to do in a place like this but cut your ear… — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
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“Frau Lange, her chins and her dog were waiting for me on the same chaise longue, except that it had been recovered with a… — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
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“Looking round the room I found there were so many false eyelashes flapping at me that I was beginning to feel a draught.” — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
“as great a blight on our world as a missionary landing on Tahiti with a boxful of brassieres.” — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
“When you’re working for people who are mostly thieves and murderers, a little of it comes off on your hands now and then.” — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
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“the man who succeeds is the man who is able to reduce problems to their simplest terms and who has the courage of his… — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
“leaders.’ Nebe snorted and went back round his desk. ‘You’re going to have to watch your mouth, Bernie,’ he said, half-amused. ‘Get to the… — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
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