Black humor Quote by Al Swearengen Download Open image “You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.” — Al Swearengen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Black humor Character Criminals Inspirational Love Murder Pimp Slits Throat
Your character can be improved. If you want to improve your life, you need to change yourself by improving your character. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can perform all kind of characters but you cannot change what people feel for you. — Sophie Marceau Copy Share Image
If you have a very good concept of your character, you can snap into it. — Sean Bean Copy Share Image
If you're doing gags, I think it's important to have characters who are as strong-willed and impactful as possible. — Akira Toriyama Copy Share Image
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone. — Margot Asquith Copy Share Image
It's actually easier to truly become a person of good character than to persuade others we are what we are not. — Michael Josephson Copy Share Image
Wild Bill Hickok and those two guys that walked past you downstairs save the squarehead kid; tell Ned to stick around so they see… — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
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“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija board.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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