All alone Quote by Al Swearengen Download Open image “Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.” — Al Swearengen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare All alone Funny Humor Inspirational Stupidest Trying
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke Copy Share Image
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean, but people always think I'm joking... — Rohit Padhra Copy Share Image
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Wild Bill Hickok and those two guys that walked past you downstairs save the squarehead kid; tell Ned to stick around so they see… — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Memory. All alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then. — Trevor Nunn Copy Share Image
You staying home all alone on New Year's Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice the countdown should be shared with someone, or it's just another… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Prison Wearily, drearily, Half the day long, Flap the great banners High over the stone; Strangely and eerily Sounds the wind's song, Bending the banner-poles. While, all alone, Watching the loophole's spark, Lie I, with life all dark, Feet tethered, hands fettered Fast to the stone, The grim walls, square lettered With prisoned men's groan. Still strain the banner-poles… — William Morris Copy Share
Those struggling with life-threatening thoughts do not feel connected to others. They feel all alone- even alone in the midst of a crowd. — June Hunt Copy Share Image
Who will cry for the little boy, lost and all alone? Who will cry for the little boy, abandoned without his own? Who will… — Antwone Fisher Copy Share Image
There's much more. There's all that goes beyond – all ... that is Elsewhere – and all that goes back, and back, and back.… — Lois Lowry Copy Share Image
I crawled back into myself all alone, just delighted to observe that I was even more miserable than before, because I had brought a… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
His thumb went back and forth over the satin, as if he were rubbing her hip as he had when they’d been together, and he moved his leg over so that it was on top of the skirting. It wasn’t the same, though. There was no body underneath, and the fabric smelled like lemons, not her skin. And he was,… — J.R. Ward Copy Share
Doubt is a central factor all the time. There's always the doubt: What the hell am I doing out here in the middle of… — Neil Welliver Copy Share Image
The stories never said why she was wicked. It was enough to be an old woman, enough to be all alone, enough to look… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And I have the others in me. Even when I’m far away from them, I am forced to live with them. Even when I’m… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
