Black humor Quote by William Clayton Download Open image ““The dumber people think you are, the most surprised they're going to be when you kill them.”” — William Clayton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Black humor Killing
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. — William Clayton Copy Share Image
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. — William Clayton Copy Share Image
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