Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Why is that when Snooki gets pregnant, the whole world knows in seconds. But when 30,000 children in Africa get kidnapped it takes 10 years.

— Anonymous

If it turns out that the Mayans are right and the world is going to end, you know what this means? Lindsay Lohan is…

— Jay Leno

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

— Craig Ferguson

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama.

— Jersey Shore

Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong.

— Anonymous

I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!

— Holly Madison

Anotha girl Gonna have a baby. You know you are mi everything.

— Vybz Kartel

If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.

— Anonymous

Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?

— Miranda Hobbes

The Mayas, our grandparents, always said; every human being occupies a small piece of time. Time itself is much longer, and because of this…

— Rigoberta Menchu

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

— Jay Leno

“Do you think, little flower, that there will ever come a day when you regret meeting me?” he asked quietly. “Yes,” she said simply.…

— Jacquelyn Frank