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Craig Ferguson’s 14 quotes give a quick, witty glimpse into the quirks of the Oval Office, balancing sarcasm with genuine curiosity. It’s a compact set that’s perfect for a laugh‑filled pause on the topic of leadership.

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Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White…

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Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party…

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Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the…

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President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop…

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President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He…

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Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of…

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The virus in the movie 'Contagion' is based on the bird flu which came out of nowhere back in 2008. Everyone thought…

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Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on…

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Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton.…

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Another one of President Barack Obama's nominees is having tax issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the taxes, but…

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My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live,…

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Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in the…

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There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the…

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The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his…

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“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.”

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Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

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Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit…

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Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

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People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay…

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Whoever I had become had to die.

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My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

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People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

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I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

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For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you…

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114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

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I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

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The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money…

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I wanted to be a rock star.

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