They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I came to America, and I made good. It's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. Usually,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Now, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The only thing that I would say to anyone doing late night shows is - it took me a couple years then… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I felt that, as time went on, an audience gets to know you and in a weird way, you kind of feel… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
