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Love Quotes by Craig Ferguson

13 Love quotes by Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson tackles love with his characteristic sarcasm and warmth. In this modest set of 13 quotes, humor meets sincerity, offering a light‑hearted yet genuine take on relationships. It feels like a friendly chat over a pint, seasoned with his quick‑fire banter.

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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

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Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.

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Fat is where comedy is stored,

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Great, as long as you're happy

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If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

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That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

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Laughter separates us from despair, and gives us a chance at love.

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Pseudoscience describes theories that sound like science but are actually just made up, like aromatherapy or biorhythms or love.

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Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a…

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It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you…

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I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I…

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The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one:…

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“Gillette--The best a man can get." I stared at the screen. What happened to me? I was meant to be one of…

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“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.”

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Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

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Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

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Whoever I had become had to die.

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My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

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People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

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I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

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For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you…

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114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

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