Funny Quote by Craig Ferguson Download Open image “That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.” — Craig Ferguson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Speak
In the military they said when in doubt on a test always pick 'C' I wonder if it stands for Confused. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
We realize that if we live in a world that depends totally on CBS.com, we'd be dead. — Leslie Moonves Copy Share Image
I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.' — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
“If there was anything approaching a common denominator, providing the American public with a foundation of shared civic values, it was those three newscasts… — Ted Koppel Copy Share Image
'CBS Sunday Morning' goes by its own pulse, a far cry from the fast-paced, Trump-obsessed cable news world. It's quality. It's often uplifting, even… — Daryn Kagan Copy Share Image
Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I was your C student. I paid attention in the classes that were about how to get elected. — Gary Johnson Copy Share Image
In the Rather/Bush incident, it was totally unfair. CBS was trying him and convicting him and trying to execute him on national television. They… — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
I mean the idea of this is that it's a good thing for the public to hear interviews like this and that there will… — Floyd Abrams Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
