Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There are plans for a new high-speed train between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It will make the trip time 30 minutes.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There is a new survey out about the happiest professions. I think the whole premise is flawed. You're supposed to find true… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
