Funny Quote by Craig Ferguson Download Open image “People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."” — Craig Ferguson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Garden Humor People Sometimes
“Grass is always greener on your side, just switch places with your neighbor.” — Saru Singhal Copy Share Image
I've actually said 'get off my grass' to people before. They were skateboarding on my grass! — Kim Shattuck Copy Share Image
“As I leave the garden I take with me a renewed view, And a quiet soul.” — Jessica Coupe Copy Share Image
“You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you're given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!” — L.M. Fields Copy Share Image
“Some people are like weeds — you must pull them out of the garden of your life to let yourself grow.” — Angelika Regossi Copy Share Image
“When a husband stops paying attention to the garden, he's thinking of pulling up roots.” — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
“it’s okay if college isn’t your thing. I’m sure there’s a pole somewhere with your name on it, but next time you might not… — Candace Vianna Copy Share Image
“Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case.” — Carla H. Krueger Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
