Life Quotes by Craig Ferguson

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

— Craig Ferguson

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run.…

— Craig Ferguson

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly…

— Craig Ferguson

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

— Craig Ferguson

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

— Craig Ferguson

There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of…

— Craig Ferguson

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it,…

— Craig Ferguson

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

— Craig Ferguson

You know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then…

— Craig Ferguson

BP CEO Tony Hayward said recently, 'No one wants this thing over more than I do. I'd like my life back.' Tony,…

— Craig Ferguson

School did give me one of the greatest gifts of my life, though. I learned how to read, and for that I…

— Craig Ferguson

“I told her that I didn't want to take any drugs. That I had come here not to take drugs. "Listen," she…

— Craig Ferguson

“Gillette--The best a man can get." I stared at the screen. What happened to me? I was meant to be one of…

— Craig Ferguson