Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one:… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.' — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Being the executive producer of a film is not that difficult. It just means that you have some power. There's not a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
