They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The virus in the movie 'Contagion' is based on the bird flu which came out of nowhere back in 2008. Everyone thought… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Ratings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
