This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I don't know why some people get worked up about gay people marrying. It's not gay people who are ruining the sanctity… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Some people take the spelling bee very seriously. These people are called "parents of children in the spelling bee." They're trying to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Clay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
During the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave - a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
These days, young people watch TV on smartphones and computers. Young people with an actual TV set are harder to find than… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I felt that, as time went on, an audience gets to know you and in a weird way, you kind of feel… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
You know, where I come from, an antique, to be called an antique, it has to be at least a hundred years… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.” — craig ferguson Copy Share Image
He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
