Moron Quote by Craig Ferguson Download Open image “If you don't vote, you're a moron.” — Craig Ferguson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Moron Vote
If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You should never vote for something I tell you to do. I'm not smart enough. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.' — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially… — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or… — Frank Scoblete Copy Share Image
I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a… — Cristian Machado Copy Share Image
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact… — William Thomas Copy Share Image
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are only happy… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea that there… — Charley Reese Copy Share Image
No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent moron to… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
