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“If your philosophy can be explained in a tweet, you're a moron. That's my philosophy. Wait...” quote by T.J. Kirk — Download Open image

““If your philosophy can be explained in a tweet, you're a moron. That's my philosophy. Wait...””

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“Capitalism and socialism are tools. Each have pros and cons. For each task, use the one that makes the most sense.”

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“People who dismiss all capitalism or all socialism are opposite ends of the same kind of stupid.”

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“I wish this planet wasn't such an asshole to the people existing upon it.”

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“If norms are oppressive, try to foster acceptance of deviations, don't try to destroy the norms themselves — that's a fool's errand.”

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“There's no pride for me in my skin being white. I was born this way, I had no choice, I had no say. There…

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“I cannot be stopped unless I am dead. Nothing else can stop me. As long as no one has the balls to kill me,…

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“Saying both sides participated in violence doesn't mean both sides are equally ideologically wrong, you know.”

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“... [Y]ou mainly hear from white supremacists, about the "glory" of the white race. They point to the innovations of white people and use…

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“Freedom of speech as I define it is more than a right granted by government. It's a process that each of us must believe…

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