Life Quote by Jerett Parker

“If your philosophy can be explained in a tweet, you're a moron. That's my philosophy. Wait...”

— T.J. Kirk

Twitter is comedy writing. It's one-liners that give way to fully fleshed-out thoughts.

— Jaboukie Young-White

There's more of me on Twitter than there is in real life.

— Richard Coles

Philosophy lives in words, but truth and fact well up into our lives in ways that exceed verbal formulation.

— William James

The delta between who I am on Twitter and in real life is zero.

— Rick Wilson

Twitter is basically just writing a bunch of one-liners - it's a short form or whatever.

— Chris Cubas

I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.

— Jaden Smith

Twitter is like - it's like I blinked into existence.

— Graham Linehan

Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist.

— Mike Pohjola

“I Twitter (or Facebook) therefore I am”

— Jayce O'Neal

I'm not a philosopher. I am the next thing to a jock, which is a novelist.

— Frederick Busch

Social media is a giant distraction to the ultimate aim, which is honing your craft as a songwriter. There are people who are exceptional…

— Bryan Adams