If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin. — Chris Cubas Austin Copy Share Image
The flat-out worst movie I've ever seen has to be Uwe Boll's 'Rampage.' — Chris Cubas Ever Copy Share Image
There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes. — Chris Cubas Between Copy Share Image
I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not? — Chris Cubas Being Copy Share Image
Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care. — Chris Cubas About Copy Share Image
Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way… — Chris Cubas City Copy Share Image
I was living in upstate New York, in Kingston - small town, no comedy scene except for my friends and I doing… — Chris Cubas Living Copy Share Image
It's weird writing for a documentary because I have all these ideas for what I want to happen, but what actually happens… — Chris Cubas Documentary Copy Share Image
When 'Titanic' came out on VHS, I was working at a Sam's Club, which is already the worst. I don't know what… — Chris Cubas Club Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but… — Chris Cubas Aim Copy Share Image
I felt like I couldn't meet a single rich person. Regardless of where I live, they don't want to talk to me.… — Chris Cubas Barbecue Copy Share Image
I don't know a single person that's like, ''Avatar' is my favorite movie.' It never even comes up. I don't know anyone… — Chris Cubas Avatar Copy Share Image
The holy grail for me is just stand-up - It's always been that. If I can just tour and headline in stand-up,… — Chris Cubas Always Copy Share Image
If you like looking at 'Starry Night' or water lilies or whatever, then why does it matter if it's an original? If… — Chris Cubas Art Copy Share Image
The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a… — Chris Cubas Comedy Copy Share Image
Twitter is basically just writing a bunch of one-liners - it's a short form or whatever. — Chris Cubas Basically Copy Share Image
I hated 'Avatar' from the jump. And I like James Cameron. I'm not opposed to James Cameron. — Chris Cubas Avatar Copy Share Image
The goal is doing stand-up on TV somewhere, which is what I'm working on. Something on latenight or Comedy Central, but -… — Chris Cubas Comedy Copy Share Image
I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is,… — Chris Cubas Friends Copy Share Image
