Between Quote by Chris Cubas Download Open image “There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes.” — Chris Cubas ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Between Difference Stealing Writers Writing
You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is. — Dani Levy Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David Copy Share Image
I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I felt like I couldn't meet a single rich person. Regardless of where I live, they don't want to talk to me. I threw… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way no matter… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but they had… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I was living in upstate New York, in Kingston - small town, no comedy scene except for my friends and I doing these DIY… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I don't know a single person that's like, ''Avatar' is my favorite movie.' It never even comes up. I don't know anyone that will… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care. — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
The flat-out worst movie I've ever seen has to be Uwe Boll's 'Rampage.' — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not? — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin. — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
It's weird writing for a documentary because I have all these ideas for what I want to happen, but what actually happens is obviously… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
The holy grail for me is just stand-up - It's always been that. If I can just tour and headline in stand-up, that's the… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
If you like looking at 'Starry Night' or water lilies or whatever, then why does it matter if it's an original? If the artist… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I don't believe in competitions between artists. This is insane. Who has the authority to say someone is better? — Alan Arkin Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
There may be little practical difference between a Ford Mondeo and a BMW three series, but in terms of perceptions of who you are… — Martin Jacques Copy Share Image
I read a couple of books about neuroscience and the relationship between the mind and the body. — Joel Kinnaman Copy Share Image
I don't think the distinction between high and low culture exists anymore. — Jeremy Scott Copy Share Image
My parents are divorced, and seeing that was really painful for me. Really painful for me. But that's also a big part of why… — Banks Copy Share Image
Hebron is a bone of contention between Israeli settlers and the Palestinians in part because Abraham is buried there, in the Tomb of the… — Michael Korda Copy Share Image
There's overwhelming evidence... circumstantial and otherwise, to suggest a connection between Iraq and al Qaeda. — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
I really think there's no difference between an art piece made by a man and one made by a woman. Is it a good… — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
On the stage, the characters express themselves more through words than images. So the arguments of the characters and the tension between characters -… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
Close contact between science and the practice of collective farms and State farms creates inexhaustible opportunities for the development of theoretical knowledge, enabling us… — Trofim Lysenko Copy Share Image
There's a difference between watching a film and watching a bit of cinema and enjoying a film as a piece of cinema. — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
