Humor Quote by Peter David Download Open image “As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.” — Peter David ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Jokes Thinking Writing
I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke. — Jory John Copy Share Image
I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross Copy Share Image
You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing,… — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
There are no such things as happy endings. Never. They're totally manufactured by fiction writers who choose to end the story on a high… — Peter David Copy Share Image
Why (he wondered rhetorically) do people who have a position that's being attacked constantly state that they have a right to say it, as… — Peter David Copy Share Image
“In fairness to the Almighty, though, it should be noted that lack of attention from God is not necessarily a bad thing, as the… — Peter David Copy Share Image
Opposites can attract, as in magnetism. Or explode, as in matter and antimatter. — Peter David Copy Share Image
I resisted the temptation to turn around and stick out my tongue in derision at Beliquose. After all, there was no telling when or… — Peter David Copy Share Image
“These, of course, are far more enlightened times, when it is only acceptable to believe that not being a Christian is likely to mean… — Peter David Copy Share Image
“From the look of things, in five minutes every building facing the square would be locked up tighter than a Romulan clam.” — Peter David Copy Share Image
That was when it was all made painfully clear to me. When you are a child, there is joy. There is laughter. And most… — Peter David Copy Share Image
“Not that he wanted to say that. It would make it sound as if he wanted to blame her.. Women were very complicated creatures.… — Peter David Copy Share Image
“This famed orphan of the storm tended to bob about as helplessly as a cork (embracing the cliché in order to maintain the metaphor)… — Peter David Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
