Jokes Quote by Michael McIntyre

I'm afraid that the act of writing is so scary and anxiety-filled that I never laugh at all. In fact, when people tell me…

— Cynthia Ozick

People ask me if I have comedy writers, and I'm like, 'Are you kidding me?'

— Ana Navarro

I'm not much of a joke writer.

— Ben Falcone

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots…

— Steven Moffat

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive…

— Gabriel Iglesias

If you're going to have a book full of clever people and nobody ever jokes, it's just not going to ring true to the…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the…

— John Mulaney

After my first novel, my mother said to me, 'Why don't you make your writing more funny? You're so funny in person.' Because my…

— Jonathan Ames

Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.

— Jim Gaffigan

I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story. I never…

— Nate Bargatze

There are things you do when you're writing that are so fun to do it's almost like they're private jokes that are amusing to…

— Chad Harbach