Different Quote by Brian Regan

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen…

— J. B. Smoove

Never steal jokes.

— Tony Rock

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller…

— Steve Carell

Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.

— Greg Giraldo

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

— Milton Berle

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.

— Sarah Silverman

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go,…

— Tommy Chong

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.

— Jeff Ross

Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no…

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

Sometimes people can't take a joke.

— Chris Redd

You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke…

— Jay Mohr

Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but more importantly,…

— Phoebe Robinson