Jokes Quote by Tony Rock Download Open image “Never steal jokes.” — Tony Rock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Never Steal
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
If you steal, do not steal too much at a time. You may be arrested. Steal cleverly, little by little. — Mobutu Sese Seko Copy Share Image
People say an Oscar validates your career. No, it doesn't. There's more good actors without Oscars than there are with Oscars. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Trouble was almost inevitable. I grew up with so many at-risk kids. Kids had things go wrong. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
If my sisters like something I do, then I'm very happy with it. I only listen to my sisters! — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I love to eat. I'm a foodie, and when I'm on vacation, I want to be a foodie with their culture, with their foods. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
When you're doing standup, it's just you. It's your written jokes. You perform it however your personality is. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I was really into comedy. I listened to a lot of comedy albums. I loved Richard Pryor, but the… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Mexicans work so hard. Jamaicans are like, 'Hey mon. Take it easy. You work too 'ard.' Sneak into the country Sunday night, working Monday… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
