Tony Rock

My family is just naturally funny.

— Tony Rock

Nobody needs a chitlin.

— Tony Rock

Who's been loyal to a Kardashain?

— Tony Rock

I can make anything in the room funny in a few seconds.

— Tony Rock

I know I'm going to be doing standup for the rest of my life.

— Tony Rock

I talk to the audience like I talk to my friends on the stoop.

— Tony Rock

Ask Frank Stallone how far your name gets you.

— Tony Rock

Regular people laugh harder. Industry people are stuffy, very judgmental.

— Tony Rock

My brother nurtured the love of stand-up comedy in a skinny little black kid named Tony.

— Tony Rock

I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy.

— Tony Rock

There's nothing like the freedom of being in a roomful of strangers and trying to make them laugh... You either sink or…

— Tony Rock

My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but…

— Tony Rock

Mexicans work so hard. Jamaicans are like, 'Hey mon. Take it easy. You work too 'ard.' Sneak into the country Sunday night,…

— Tony Rock

I love to eat. I'm a foodie, and when I'm on vacation, I want to be a foodie with their culture, with…

— Tony Rock

It's too expensive to eat healthy. You ever go to Whole Foods? A carrot is, like, seven dollars. McDonald's got double cheeseburgers…

— Tony Rock

When you're doing standup, it's just you. It's your written jokes. You perform it however your personality is.

— Tony Rock

Trouble was almost inevitable. I grew up with so many at-risk kids. Kids had things go wrong.

— Tony Rock

If my sisters like something I do, then I'm very happy with it. I only listen to my sisters!

— Tony Rock

I talk about everything - politics, the economy; the news will give you more material than you can ever use. But relationships?…

— Tony Rock

When I was growing up, I was really into comedy. I listened to a lot of comedy albums. I loved Richard Pryor,…

— Tony Rock

I went to a wedding in St. Maarten, and we took a boat ride over to Anguilla for a day. We went…

— Tony Rock

I keep saying this - and I keep putting it off because I get busy - but I keep saying one year…

— Tony Rock

You know why kids don't eat fruits? Because fruits don't have any mascots. Every sugary cereal has a bear or a rabbit…

— Tony Rock

We weren't rich by any means, but we had each other, so we were rich in family. When you don't have a…

— Tony Rock

My first stand-up experience, like most comics, was horrible. I got booed offstage. I thought I was funnier than I was. But…

— Tony Rock

Sometimes I might get in the door a little quicker than somebody else because of my last name. But if I'm not…

— Tony Rock

People say an Oscar validates your career. No, it doesn't. There's more good actors without Oscars than there are with Oscars.

— Tony Rock

You got to be willing to be knocked out to win a fight. You got to be willing to get booed off…

— Tony Rock

Once school let out every year, my siblings and I would get packed into a station wagon to drive to South Carolina…

— Tony Rock

I was depressed for a long time.

— Tony Rock

Nothing's given in the Rock family.

— Tony Rock

Never steal jokes.

— Tony Rock

Every day of my life is a dream goal.

— Tony Rock

I saw my father every day of my childhood.

— Tony Rock

New York is home. It's so unique that there is no other place like it.

— Tony Rock

Every time I go onstage, it's a little less 'Chris Rock's brother.'

— Tony Rock

I will never be the comic that apologizes for telling a joke.

— Tony Rock

Everybody cheats on the Kardashians.

— Tony Rock

I'm a skinny kid from Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn.

— Tony Rock

I have seven brothers and sisters, and they could all be standup comics!

— Tony Rock