Comedy Quote by Tony Rock Download Open image “I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy.” — Tony Rock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Days Humor More Started Two
I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I've stopped doing things that aren't clear comedy gigs - to do something that's not "comedy night," it's a difficult thing. People have to… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I have a really different touring life to most comedians because I go home every night to do the school run in the morning.… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
When I started doing stand-up again, a lot of it was coming from an angrier place, and I quickly learned that doesn't spell a… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. But I'm into doing comedy in all… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
When you put comedy in the room it's supposed to be in, you start learning it's a process. Not everything is a home run.… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
People say an Oscar validates your career. No, it doesn't. There's more good actors without Oscars than there are with Oscars. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Trouble was almost inevitable. I grew up with so many at-risk kids. Kids had things go wrong. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
If my sisters like something I do, then I'm very happy with it. I only listen to my sisters! — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I love to eat. I'm a foodie, and when I'm on vacation, I want to be a foodie with their culture, with their foods. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
When you're doing standup, it's just you. It's your written jokes. You perform it however your personality is. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I was really into comedy. I listened to a lot of comedy albums. I loved Richard Pryor, but the… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Mexicans work so hard. Jamaicans are like, 'Hey mon. Take it easy. You work too 'ard.' Sneak into the country Sunday night, working Monday… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Sometimes I might get in the door a little quicker than somebody else because of my last name. But if I'm not prepared, I'm… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
