Comedy club Quote by Tracy Morgan

I had no desire to get up onstage and tell jokes. I prefer to stand next to really funny people.

— Jon Hamm

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This…

— Tracy Morgan

I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy.

— Tony Rock

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

— Margaret Cho

I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like,…

— Whitney Cummings

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

— Harland Williams

I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's funny, because…

— Lil B

I knew I wanted to be in show business so I took the path of least resistance. I loved comedy. But you never know…

— Steve Martin

If I'm not in the theatre, I'm in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just…

— Ron White

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy…

— Ciaran Hinds

Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

— Ben Feldman

I'm honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I'm on stage…

— Brian Regan