Audience Quote by Brian Regan

I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.

— Miriam Margolyes

I'm very lucky to be a comedian, and I feel privileged that people come to see me in the expectation that I will make…

— Jon Richardson

I've always wanted to make people laugh. It's been my only ambition, ever since my dad introduced me to the genius of the great…

— Diane Morgan

I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like,…

— Whitney Cummings

I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's funny, because…

— Lil B

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

— Anthony Anderson

As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to…

— Patton Oswalt

I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like.…

— Brian Regan

I always made people laugh, and everybody wanted me to sit at the table with them. I don't joke as much as I used…

— Missy Elliot

I'm an entertainer first. But I do as a stand up comedian, the way for me to evolve is to make a difference, to…

— Ralphie May

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy…

— Ciaran Hinds

Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not stabbing anybody,…

— Carlos Mencia