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Diane Morgan

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[Wikipedia] Diane Morgan is an English actress, comedian and writer. She played the role of Philomena Cunk in the comedy series Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe (2013–2020) and the mockumentary series Cunk on Britain (2018), Cunk on Earth (2022) and Cunk on Life (2024). The role earned her nominations for two Brit

Quotes by Diane Morgan

So I was thinking I go to America. I think that would work, conquering America. Because they're so upbeat and positive and…

America

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My neutral accent is Bolton.

Accent

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I'm often spotted when I'm staring at something open-mouthed and I'm sure people must think I'm not acting.

Acting

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I've just got a very still, deadpan face, and I know how to use it.

Face

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I think some people can't understand why you wouldn't want kids but I can't see any advantages at all. We're overpopulated as…

Hate

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While other kids were into New Kids on the Block, I was into Harold Lloyd and Stan Laurel.

Children

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There are always going to be angry people. I never get involved in Twitter. 'Cause where does it end? You just end…

Always

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I don't want to do many panel shows. I'm a comic actor, not a comedian. There would be something wrong in Steve…

Actor

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I wasn't a normal child. No boybands.

Child

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Sitcoms are usually sweet with no viciousness.

Sitcoms

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People get so heated about it and can't see the funny side, I think. And plus, everything's been said. It must be…

Brexit

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I love talking about myself! Why would you not want to talk about yourself?

I love

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I've only written stand-up and sketch before, so writing something long-form on my own is proving quite difficult. But I'm enjoying it…

Difficult

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I don't want to play a copper. I couldn't do it.

Copper

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I've always wanted to do a sketch show. And they've sort of gone out of fashion for a bit, or they've just…

Always

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I want to play oddballs. I want to play weirdos. There's not enough weird. Everything just seems a bit mainstream to me,…

Enough

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I think we should do 'Cunk On America'!

America

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I'm generally not interested in Shakespeare or 'Broadchurch'. I only want to make people laugh, really.

Laugh

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I've always wanted to make people laugh. It's been my only ambition, ever since my dad introduced me to the genius of…

Ambition

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The interviews themselves last a couple of hours and are cut down, so you can take your time lulling someone into a…

Cybersecurity

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I'm from a long line of really negative people.

Line

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When I was at drama school, people weren't taking pictures of themselves every five minutes. So I didn't realise how I looked.…

Drama

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I'm happy doing what I'm doing. I do think, though, there were great comic actors like Thora Hird and Max Wall who…

End

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You can get an interview that goes smoothly at any time.

Any

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