Figs Quote by Brian Regan Download Open image “I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!” — Brian Regan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Figs Inspirational Newton Sleeves
You have to consume Fig Newtons with either milk or an alternative milk product. It's like a conspiracy with the dairy industry. They're in… — Ad-Rock Copy Share Image
“So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label:… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“You want another one?" "Oh, I don't know: I've already had two whole, entire Fig Newtons. Maybe I could try to muscle one more… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I have to admit that I can't take a whole fig and eat it on its own as I would a peach or mango.… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Fig season is a joyous time of year for me. Back in my Paris days, the markets would be filled with piles of these… — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
“The proper way to eat a fig, in society, Is to split it in four, holding it by the stump, And open it, so… — dh lawrence Copy Share Image
To eat figs off the tree in the very early morning, when they have been barely touched by the sun, is one of the… — Elizabeth David Copy Share Image
Well there are a lot of things I like to eat but at this time of year I'm finding I'm making fig and chèvre… — Karen Walker Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last three pieces are like, Bitch, catch me if you can! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it. ... The… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it's just a way to pop the bubble. I don't do that thing onstage… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
When you get honest with God, you can exchange the fig leaves you used to cover your sin with the righteousness of Jesus Christ. — Johnny Hunt Copy Share Image
In all lands, sailors form a race apart. They profess a congenital contempt for landlubbers. As for the tradesman, he understands nothing of sailors… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
And never since harvests were ripened, / Or laborers born, / Have men gathered figs of the thistle, / Or grapes of the thorn! — Phoebe Cary Copy Share Image
Shebna scraped the tablet clean and began drawing circles in the soft clay. "Suppose you had six figs and you ate two. How many… — Lynn Austin Copy Share Image
I am once more seated under my own vine and fig tree ... and hope to spend the remainder of my days in peaceful… — George Washington Copy Share Image
Here is a rural fellow that will not be denied your Highness' presence: he brings you figs. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
To eat figs off the tree in the very early morning, when they have been barely touched by the sun, is one of the… — Elizabeth David Copy Share Image
First, I emptied the closets of your clothes, threw out the bowl of fruit, bruised from your touch, left empty the jars you bought… — Natasha Trethewey Copy Share Image
Your constitution guarantees to every citizen, even the humblest, the enjoyment of life, liberty, and property. It promises to all, religious freedom, the right… — Joseph Smith, Jr Copy Share Image
The fallen hazel-nuts, Stripped late of their green sheaths, The grapes, red-purple, Their berries Dripping with wine, Pomegranates already broken, And shrunken fig, And… — Hilda Doolittle Copy Share Image
