Every night Quote by Katherine Ryan

I don't know why comedians moan about touring; you get driven to a town, stay in a hotel, work for an hour and a…

— Greg Davies

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is…

— Gabriel Iglesias

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

— Bob Newhart

What you have to do as a comedian, that I suppose is quite difficult, is you have to end it. All the stuff that…

— John Bishop

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't…

— Louis C. K

I see myself touring internationally - everywhere, every theater, every arena - and putting out stand-up comedy specials until I can't even stand no…

— Jermaine Fowler

Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns…

— Steve Harvey

Comedy gigs are there because you are all in acceptance that the world is not the way it should be. You have to give…

— Jon Richardson

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but…

— Bill Burr

I don't have a lot of recreation time. I've always been under the assumption that if you're selling tickets you need to work. The…

— Larry the Cable Guy

I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.

— David Rees

I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.

— Anonymous