Judah Friedlander

I don't live in a fancy neighborhood.

— Judah Friedlander

I am the greatest marital artist in the world.

— Judah Friedlander

As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.

— Judah Friedlander

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect.

— Judah Friedlander

I'm not one of those kind of people who does the observational 'Hey, don't you hate it when you're at the grocery…

— Judah Friedlander

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

— Judah Friedlander

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, Im perfect.

— Judah Friedlander

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by…

— Judah Friedlander

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

— Judah Friedlander

I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught.

— Judah Friedlander

I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that's when I got the filmmaking bug. When I…

— Judah Friedlander

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days.…

— Judah Friedlander

I've done all kinds of movies, but I wanna do some more independent films that are not your run-of-the-mill type movies like…

— Judah Friedlander

Paul Verhoeven might be my favorite director, and I'm serious.

— Judah Friedlander

Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.

— Judah Friedlander

I watch a movie or a T.V. show or whatever; if it's good, I like to watch it more than once, and…

— Judah Friedlander

I'm a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I've watched all of them over and over again.…

— Judah Friedlander

I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. But I'm into doing comedy…

— Judah Friedlander

I'd like to work with John Waters. I grew up in Maryland, so I'm a huge Waters fan.

— Judah Friedlander

My shirt and my hat always say 'World Champion' in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, 'Star Wars' language, which is also known…

— Judah Friedlander

I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity.

— Judah Friedlander

I sort of have to self-censor sometimes.

— Judah Friedlander

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

— Judah Friedlander

Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the…

— Judah Friedlander

There's a lot of thought that goes into every single thing I wear.

— Judah Friedlander