Big deal Quote by Greg Giraldo

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

— Milton Berle

I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.…

— Brian Regan

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

— Mike Judge

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen…

— J. B. Smoove

Never steal jokes.

— Tony Rock

Stealing is OK as long as it's done well.

— Richard Garriott

Some people will go for the quick joke and not pay attention to the consequences.

— John Ross Bowie

Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances.…

— Anonymous

People feel like using the word 'joke' removes responsibility for the hurt their words may cause. It doesn't; in fact, it may make things…

— Franchesca Ramsey

Stealing is stealing, whether you use a computer command or a crowbar, and whether you take documents, data or dollars.

— Carmen Ortiz

There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes.

— Chris Cubas

You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke…

— Jay Mohr