Jokes Quote by Nathan Fillion Download Open image “I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.” — Nathan Fillion ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Stolen
I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I'm very protective of my material. And you have to be, because it's very easy for people just to steal jokes. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I did not steal other people's work! I may have appropriated some styles, but I did not steal. My work is full... of homages… — Nick Simmons Copy Share Image
I've kind of learned this about Joss Whedon. Never say never. I've learned that. I also have another rule about Joss Whedon. Never say… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
My dinner spot is usually in front of the TV. I'll grill a steak and whip up a salad and watch 'Hoarders'. I love… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
You want to put out a TV show? If you have the money to do it on your own, by yourself, and you have… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I'm the biggest geek of all. Adventure, fantasy, comic books - I can't get enough. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I think people imagine that I have about five scripts sitting in front of me and I say, 'I think I'm going to go… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I'll never look down on and I love running into actors who say 'Oh yeah, I did a soap.' I say 'Tell me which… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I told myself a while back, 'Love what you do, but don't fall in love with what you do.' That way you won't be… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I think I've been really good at surrounding myself with really talented people. I've picked the right coattails to ride on. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
When people embrace character, there's latzie. It's the stuffing of a scene that's not written. It's not in the stage direction and it's not… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
You can't embarrass Joss Whedon, he's got no pride! He fully admits it. 'Oh, it's me. I'm little and goofy.' You can't wound his… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
My brother used to say that when you deal with women, it's difficult to remove emotions from an argument. I never really knew what… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
