Because Quote by Sarah Millican

I have shielded myself against the volley of jokes that I have been made the subject of.

— Alok Nath

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.

— Jeff Ross

People ask me if they can send me material, and some people give or send it to me unsolicited, but I rarely buy jokes.

— Wendy Liebman

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen…

— J. B. Smoove

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty…

— Zach Braff

I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.…

— Brian Regan

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

— Matt LeBlanc

I am happy that people are spending time on creating jokes on me.

— Alok Nath

Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no…

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

Never make a joke or try for humor at someone else's expense. In a high-stakes environment, everyone needs to feel safe.

— Alan Mulally

I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write…

— Chris D'Elia

I don't have jokes that I can't defend.

— Jim Norton