Defend Quote by Jim Norton Download Open image “I don't have jokes that I can't defend.” — Jim Norton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Defend Jokes
I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You never want to defend a joke. People get to choose whether or not to laugh and whether or not they think something is… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I have shielded myself against the volley of jokes that I have been made the subject of. — Alok Nath Copy Share Image
Anybody can make jokes. But unless they come from conviction, and there's truth in them, you haven't nailed it. They aren't as funny as… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself. — James DeGale Copy Share Image
Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
My first Olympics memory was watching Haile Gebrselassie in Sydney 2000. His sprint finish to defend his title really moved me. — Mo Farah Copy Share Image
Swearing's my release. It's the one weapon I have to defend myself against destiny when it elects to strike without pity. — Andrea Pirlo Copy Share Image
Having kids is the deal-breaker on shyness! Once you have a baby, you learn to speak up loud and clear to protect them, defend… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
We will defend ourselves, and we have full rights to do so. If the authorities try to destroy us, we have the right to… — Sergei Udaltsov Copy Share Image
In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were exterminated. — Joe Wurzelbacher Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things you can practise to unsettle teams that defend deep. — Didier Deschamps Copy Share Image
For me, I don't have to defend myself that I am not a racist. I won't go in that discussion. — Maxime Bernier Copy Share Image
I just feel abandoned. And I feel, I don't feel represented by the Republican Party. I have always had to defend the social side… — Gary Johnson Copy Share Image
