My whole existence is spent just trying to not shove bad food in my fat face. It's like a constant struggle. I'll… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's really the old question: Does art inspire life or does life inspire art? Maybe it's a combination of both. But Trump… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I got really lucky that at age 12, I knew I just wanted to be a dancing monkey in front of people… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I have exposed so much of my own real life. Like I feel like I always try to be honest and I… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I'm afraid if I start to enjoy life, the rug will be yanked out from beneath me. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I got a GED when I was 21 and it doesn't mean anything to me now. I'm still a high school dropout… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
