Ads Quote by Bruce Forsyth Download Open image “I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.” — Bruce Forsyth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ads Banter I can Jokes
I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
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I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
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I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax. — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
If I couldn't move, I don't know what I would do. That would be terrifying for me; I don't know how I'd cope with… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop. — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
I hate the term 'arm candy.' But, look, a woman's figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer. — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
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One performer whose band played my music better than I could myself was Art Farmer. He recorded 'Sing Me Softly of the Blues' and… — Carla Bley Copy Share Image
What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you.… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
In market research I did at Microsoft Corp. in the early 1990s, I estimated that the 'Wall Street Journal' took in about 75 cents… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
Donald Trump threatened to file a defamation suit against me for running a TV ad that consisted only entirely of his own words on… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
Google has - at least at this point - maintained the line where it keeps organic results separate from the advertisements. But over time - so in other words, you still get the - there still are honest to goodness results which are based on an algorithm which is based on how important or how many people link to that… — Tim Wu Copy Share
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