Am Quote by Carol Burnett Download Open image “I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.” — Carol Burnett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Am I am
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I know from doing stand-up, I don't want to do a joke that I don't trust. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
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To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
I have a hard time describing myself as a standup comedian because I don't feel like I'm doing stand up jokes more than I… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had… — Emma Caulfield Copy Share Image
Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh?… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
When I went to New York to try and make it, I never thought it wouldn't happen. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
Because of YouTube, I'm getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment in Hollywood -… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
My childhood was rough, we were poor and my parents were alcoholics, but nobody was mean. I knew I was loved. We were on… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
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I am not a depressive person at all, but I reflect a lot on my life, and life in general, from the perspective of… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
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I am confident when I take the penalty otherwise I would pass for somebody else. — Bruno Fernandes Copy Share Image
I am on sabbatical as of right now, been too busy to think of about my OWN needs as of late. — Jim Diamond Copy Share Image
I am strongly opposed to any form of amnesty, including, especially, executive amnesty. — Steve Scalise Copy Share Image
I am no different from a lot of people. I am concerned for the future of my children and concerned for the future of… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
I won't be managing the Mets. I am closing the door on managing the Mets and probably everybody else. — Joe Torre Copy Share Image
