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“I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.” quote by Jeff Ross — Download Open image

“I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.”

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Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.

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I don't think you cross the line - I think you move the line.

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Folks, Jerry Stiller has the face of a star and that star is Lassie!

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